Tuesday, May 31, 2005

~50 Facts People Rarely Know About Me~

1. Took part in Nation Wide Long Jump During Primary Six
2. Top The Class Before And Was Bottom Five Of Class Before
3. Cried When I First Lost My Competitive Match Of Badminton In Primary School
4. Joined Boys Scout For Half A Year
5. Watched My First A.V At 14
6. Never Got Into A Fight Before
7. First Crush At 5
8. Shitted On My Pants During A Parade In Secondary School
9. 4 Strangers(Girls) Approached Me For My Mobile Before On Separate Occasions
10. Stole Slippers Before
11. Never Took A Puff Before
12. Loved Ah Gong And Po Po The Most
13. My Pet Dog During Primary And Secondary Was Named Yoggie
14. My Soccer Idol; Youri Djorkaeff
15. First Song Listened On A CD; Cranberries, Zombie
16. First Band And Song Listened To On A Cassette; Enigma, Return To Innocence
17. First Played Mahjong At 6
18. Won First $500 Through Gambling At 18
19. Lost First K Through Gambling At 19
20. First Fantasized Idol Was Vivian Hsu
21. First Vacation Job At 13
22. Was A Vainpot And Still Is
23. Hate Wearing Shorts When A Child
24. First Competitive Gold Medal At 11
25. Am A Carrier For Beta Thalassemia
26. Record Number Of Chin Ups Was 18
27. Slowest Timing For 2.4 Was Over 13 During Army
28. I Have A Small Mole On My Ass
29. I Used To Kill Ants For Fun
30. I Pee On My Pants When My Discipline Master Screamed At Me When Im 9
31. Last Sob After Watching LTB Video At Home
32. First Complete Novel Read Was "Sing To The Dawn"
33. Do Not Know How To Play A Single Musical Instrument
34. Stayed In Bangkok For Several Months
35. First Clubbing Experience At 19 In Thailand
36. First Computer Game On A 286; Romance Of Three Kingdom 2
37. Went Into A Police Station Because Of Trespassing Into A School
38. Used To Like A Girl For A Long Period Of Time
39. A "Puzzle Fighter" And "Virtual Striker 2" Pro
40. Studied Information Technology But Yet Cant Assemble A P.C
41. Hate Kiasu-ism Attitude
42. Love Strawberry Milk Shake
43. My Palm Size Generally Similar Or Smaller Than Gals'
44. Used To Be A Shy Boy
45. Tears Is The Ultimate Weapon Against Me
46. My Brother Had The Most Influence On Me
47. My Favourite Dish Is Egg
48. I Used To Puke Or Feel Nausea When I Eat Chocolate Or Papaya
49. My Favourite Fish Is Pomfret
50. I Am Proud To Be Hainanese

posted at 31.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Monday, May 30, 2005

The soft skill course had come to a closure......... Its an amazing course......... I greatly greatly advocate for the orientation facilitators to go for this course......... Its really not the cliche kinda course im talking about.........

Not gonna spoil the fun for any facilitators going......... Go experience it for yourself..........

The course was made great partly because of the members that took part in it..........
So million thanks to;

Nat, Yv, Pk, Nicole, Jasmine, Cristina, Claire, Ting Ying, Hui Min, Joyce, Doreen, Yi Shan, Elaine, Jia Ling, Jerry, Gershon, Wei Cong, Chuan Yao, Shawn.........

Hope i do not missed anyone out...........

And of course our great instructors; Stephen and Pat......... :)

Kudos all...........
posted at 30.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Saturday, May 28, 2005

As i was easing past 6 packs in NTUC.......... Somehow i thought of LN........... Lol....... Not that LN is a compulsive drinker but rather deeeper thoughts that goes beyond..........

I still remembered a certain someday when Anna wasnt home and we were all alone back at the house......... I suggested some beer and off we went to the nearest gas station to buy it and rushed back to catch a S-League game.......... Shiok..........

I also remembered a certain someday when somebody mentioned we were very similar in term of characteristic......... Haha...... Actually, if you would have looked like Xiang Run, or me, Cornelius........... We could just be the perfect twins......... Lol........ Though i do not think that you looked liked Corn but if theres peepz saying so, i guess theres some truth in it.......... :p

Lol, so here ya go......... Entry for my "twist-till-arm-break" Bro........... Lmao........ Im sure you would have no problem comprehending the newly coined term........ :P

Life would not be the same without ya........... Wakakaka.......... Sounds gayish......... eeeeeekkkkkkk.......... Lmao.............

------------------LN-------------You------------Rawks-----------------
posted at 28.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Thursday, May 26, 2005

*Salute*

Woot........ Qiang.......... You earned it man.......... First of all, i would like to congratulate you on two matters.......... First in getting the girl and more importantly, you have see the light and tread the path to nirvana......... Lmao.........

A person who is of such frivolous nature could see through the superficial layers and got yourself a rare gem........... Such change.......... Such wonderful change........... Lol Qiang......... Introduction meeting next time yah.........

As much as i hate to admit........ Some parts of me is still a superficial goon.......... Bahhh.......... But as i grew older, i grew wiser too........... :)

Finished "Sandstorm"........... A great and entertaining read...........

8.5/10..........

"Clothes affect our ability to turn invisible. If that woman scientist was right with all that mumbo jumbo, clothes might interfere with the field we generate over our bodies. Better safe than sorry"

- Page 549, "Sandstorm" -

I could easily visualised how a "hodja" look like, behave like and speak like......... Till this quote came up and caught me off guard....... Almost blurted out in the bus laughing........ This statement is so so contrasting towards how this character is liked in the novel........... Haha.......

"Conspiracy.com"
"Bangkok 8"
"Bangkok Tatoo"
"Winning"
"Atlantis Found"

Five titles which i shortlisted before visiting the book store.......... None could be found....... Lol....... Im expecting at least "Winning".......... Seems like Jack Welch's selling like hotcakes....... And i know Alvin Chia definitely gonna get it.......... Your idol hur......... Lol........

Eventually i got another superb novel........... "IT" by Stephen King............ When i first saw it, im like....... Goshhhhh........... Its not just any novel to me.......... This book gave me a chance to relive my childhood fear...........

"IT" was also a horror movie produced eons ago........... I watched it when im liked just 6 or 7........ I did not dare to go back after watching even though home was just a block away......... It spooked me then......... Hopefully, it will still spook me now...........

I had conveniently forgotten the plots and characters......... But the clown certainly stays........ And it stays vividly...........

Woooootttt........ Here we go...........
posted at 26.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Monday, May 23, 2005

Wooott........ Invigorating 7-9km jogging route......... Its kinda hard to estimate the distance......... Except for the hundred and one traffic lights, the route kinda smooth.......... Prolly gonna jog this route for a few months before switching to another.........

I saw this pair of terrapin in an aquarium store........ I dont know why........ But i found the pair extremely attractive......... Lost to the world and happily laying on the rock.......... I squatted down and watched them for like 10 minutes.......... Its kinda weird but i thought they looked cute........... Am gonna get them after i cleared a space on my table.........

Quoting from Andy;

AceRodent says:

"yah, terrapins move slow (just like you) ....
terrapins are sluggish (just like you) ....
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY !
terrapins eat slow (JUST LIKE YOU )"

Lmao........ I didnt know i have so many similarities with them....... It seems like im a terrapin in human form hur hur............

Anyway, i dont know much about terrapin and gonna consult Andy............ I even thought of names for my cutie pair.........

Terra and Tessa.......... Lol......... Nice hur........

But it might be lotsa of work.......... I thought its easy at first till Andy told me more about them.......

AceRodent says:

"tiny rocks/ large sand particles for base of your tank for them to dig and hide when it's hot in the day
large smooth rock surfaces, or with "steps" for sun bathing (their daily morning activity)
the "water hydrant" plant or something (it floats on the water surface and has bushy roots)
luttice, peeled apples, cabbages, hard fruits or crunchy veges make up their diet ...."

Lol.......... My first try at having them.......... I only know dogs well......... Other than that....... Im a lost at other pets......... Bahhh.......... Nonetheless, im still gonna get them...........

:)
posted at 23.5.05 _________________________________________________________________

Caught "Jacket" with Qiang............ Its not bad a film........ The plot all too familiar but yet twist it in a matter thats rejuvenate the theme.......... Kinda warped and disturbing initially but midway through the show, realization occured........... Go watch it dudes.........

Lol........ Been a long time since catching up with Qiang.......... It always helluva time with old buds........ Lol......... Non stop chatters and laughter......... Endless topics to talk about..........
Rock on, dude.......... And of course "GO GET HER"........... *Wink wink*
posted at 23.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Sunday, May 22, 2005

"Knights Of Bah Kwa and Kway Chup"

Wooott........ So thats 2/3 of the cast that gonna head down to China, Chengdu........ Not forgetting the golden couple......... Gonna be a blast down there......... And of course, im living as frugally as possible to splurge on the trip..........

Bahh......... Watched FA Cup final with Ander and D over at 85.......... Such a dull final......... Such conservative style........... Wasted 120 minutes of my life.......... Man U had the better of the game but just lack the conversion of their advantages........... Arsenal clearly missing their hitman; Henry.......... Alas, Arsenal won in the P.K shootout...........

La la la la la......... No silver ware for Fergie this season.......... And Anna gloated............ Bahhh, im no Man U fan, gal.......... Lol.......... But Ed and JH should be devastated hur hur........... :p

Sada, Hird and Haba.......... Moon, sun and the morning star......... Woooot........... Another trinity learnt........... :)

Whenever a visit to a holy sanctuary, thoughts bound to swirl in the mind........... Too much thoughts, so much so that i could not really put it into words.......... Bahhh...........

ZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz..............
Gonna recollect my thoughts in the slumber............ Update later on bloggie perhaps...........
posted at 22.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Bah......... "Kingdom Of Heaven" faltered in my own hyped up expectation of the show.......... Epic and good director........... Its all pointing to a good viewing........... Bahhh............ But somehow it just lacked the x-factor.........

I think i will be flamed to hell with what im gonna say, by gals that is........... But, but Orlando Bloom just could not carry it off........... He certainly not lacking in the looks department judging by the "ahhh, he is so cute" comments by the girls seated beside me but rather the hardened character that seems to go with heros and commanders...........

His rallying speech totally turn me off........... Hahaha........... The only draw point is just the rich history behind the plot........... I did not know theres faction among the knights of templar.......... Or are they even the Templars??

Gonna surfed abit to find out more...........

Lol.......... We even ridiculed the movie by thoughts of the crusades to throw "Bak Kua" as weapons.......... Lmao.......... Dont wanna go in details.......... :p

Halfway though the "Sandstorm"............. This book had raised to a status which i could not bear to finish it.......... A good book always left me with emptiness after i read it until i have another good read to rival it...........

The writing style kinda similar to Dan Browns'........... Full of action.......... Throw in some intelligent aspect of riddle, puzzle and mystery........... Coupled with latest gadgets, military style.......... Topping it with aspects of human culture...........

A MUST READ.......... "Sandstorm"............
posted at 18.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Sunday, May 15, 2005

Wooot......... "Sandstorm" certainly looked promising......... Action packed all da way....... Loved it..........

But i found something quite wierd as i read through........ Some parts of it seems so familiar......... Its seems liked i have read it before somewhere though im quite certain i haven read this title before.......... The beginning of it so so so familiar.......... Either the style similiar with some other books i have read or else i wont registered certain phrase so vividly..........

Anyhow its still good..........
Good intro, May....... :)
posted at 15.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Saturday, May 14, 2005

Army daze.........

Lmao......... Even though the 2 years odd was shitty......... But there were the fun times as well......... Been through thick and thin with lotsa them.......... Sleep together, bath together, eat together, being screw together......... Lmao.......... Signed extras also sometimes together...........

The gathering was great......... Bring back those memories...........

Those were the days huh......... Lol........... Its real good to see them once in a while...........

Gryphon warriors hur hur..............
posted at 14.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Thursday, May 12, 2005

Crude but hilarious quote from Sex and the City........... Lmao........... Real funny.............

Adam: "Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy!"

Samantha: "Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!"

- Sex and The City -
posted at 12.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Been a no lifer these few days........... Work and home, work and home again.......... Just eagerly waiting for Friday to release my suppress soul........... Work place is like a harem.......... Mature gals that is............. 40% Aunties, 30% slightly younger office ladies, 20% even younger girls, 10% the one with the john............ But still kinda sad because.......... Go figure............

Good news is that the boss in charged kinda cool.......... Or rather the working policy there kinda cool........ I can actually apply leave even though im a temp........ Just need to apply in advance.......... So whatever in stall during the holiday wont clash with work........... :)

Finished "Pelican Brief".......... Not bad for a read......... But certainly not the best from Grisham...........

7.5/10..........

After a consecutive of several from Grisham's and im ready to embrace new form of writing......... And so it is;

"Sandstorm" by James Rollins........... The book jacket kinda irritating with the shiny 3D thingy though........ Bahhhh...........

Aggressively advocated by May.......... Kekeke.......... May's taste with books similar to mine.......... Therefore didnt really examine the blurb before renting.............. It better be good, May......... Or i will detached your head from your puny frame.......... Muahahahaha...........

I can smell Friday............ :)
posted at 11.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Tuesday, May 10, 2005

The security officer at the work place kinda snobbish.......... Always struck up a "what-the-fuck-do-you-want" stance when i walked past his post......... Whats worse is that whenever a well dressed personnel entered and he will evolved into a "yes-can-i-help-you,sir" pose.......... Bahhh......... Bull crap.........

"At this point, Barr preferred to say good-bye to his new pals, and simply disappear in the direction of Freeport. He'd catch a plane to D.C. and slap Coal the moment he saw his shiny forehead."

- Page 345, "Pelican Brief" -

Lmao.......... The entire page built up to this final paragraph which lights me up......... Hahahaha......... Good stuff..........
posted at 10.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Monday, May 09, 2005

~~Lost Soul~~......... Starting right from the first step outta the door......... Luckily, everything managed to go smoothly........... Managed to hop on the correct mini bus, managed to get down at the correct stop and managed to get to the office without being late.......... Godspeed.........

My upper study taught me quite alot of stuff but also kinda assumed alot as well.......... All those menacing documents look horrible........ Lotsa logistic terminalogy to figure.......... Bahhh......... Driving me nuts and i drive my upper study nuts by questioning her for any doubts i have..........

Oh....... And whats with peepz assuming my age......... One of the aunties thought im awaiting O's and my upper study thought im awaiting army........... Looking young is one thing....... But looking kiddish is another.......... Bahhh.......... I think im the latter.........

Gonna slogged there for two months before a series of camps as facilitator.......... Orientation and Sports Camp........ Could add another IS camp to the belt........... Lets see how it goes..........

Feeling the mental strain now.......... ZzzzZZZzzzzZzzZZZZzzzZZZzzzzzz............
posted at 9.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Sunday, May 08, 2005

Helluva time over at Jason's.......... The YEP gathering had always been great......... No exception yesterday either..........

A sports day of our own hur hur........... Tennis, squash, rounders, soccer, badminton and swimming......... All of that rolled into one day of activities......... Woot......... Loved it..........

A mini belated birthday celebration for me too.......... Really appreciated it.......... Thanks guys......... Got a real kiddy boxers as pressie......... Lmao..........

Kudos to Jason for letting out his place and May for organizing it......... :)
Cheerios YEP..........

Starting work tomorrow at Sis's........... Life as a bummer officially ends.......... :<
posted at 8.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Friday, May 06, 2005

What the hell, Im fucked............. :<
Good old ancient tales never dies hur hur...........

Put it in army lingo;

"Fucked left right center"
posted at 6.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Thursday, May 05, 2005

Holidays getting stale.......... I rather be attending classes....... What irony.......... Always been the case......... Come holiday, you wish for school and vice versa.........

Basically, we are never satisfied...........

Midway through "Pelican Brief"......... Assasin being assasinated......... Lol......... Khamal deado........ Legacy so easily bummed off........ Mattiece getting on into the frame........ Things hotting up hur hur.........

"Kingdom Of Heaven", anyone??
I simply loved epics...........
posted at 5.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Woootttttttttt........... Great day with the AS mates...........
Once again im being the victim for some charity scam.......... Well dressed kiddo......... Trying to get some shit head to fall into it............ Well, im half the shit head i guess..........

And that kiddo thought im 17 years old......... Gosh........ Im already 23 for goodness sake..........

Joey recommended this very nice chinese restaurant........... Good food and mid price range.......... Looked darn posh.......... I thought im gonna burned a hole in my pocket when Joey pointed out that we are gonna have our meal there.......... Eventually, the pricing still quite comfortable......... Equivalent to "Cystal Jade" or "Ding Tai Feng"...........
Its at fifth storey of "Taka"............

Joey left halfway through the meal to send someone off at the airport......... While the rest of the party just started "talking"......... Lmao........... I sorta knew alot more today......... Lol..........

Next stop at "Party World" was da bomb........... Enjoyed myself tremendously that cooped up room............ Oh yeah, Kane kane can sing damn well, maybe its the choir.......... :p

Took some funny shots in there too.......... Gonna post it once i get my hands to it...........
Thanks Ker Choon, Kane Kane, Li Qin and Joey for the fabulous time...........
Kudos mates......... :)
posted at 4.5.05 _________________________________________________________________ Monday, May 02, 2005

Was great fun at Aunt Mary's place yesterday........... The whole family chatted for a long time......... Adult talk i suppose.......... Lol........... Talk about world affairs, politics, stocks and shares, education and lotsa of other stuff........... Im the third youngest in there.......... I guess the family really need some kids to spice things up..........

Lotsa wine in the house as well............ Lol......... The wine tap never go dry with Uncle August present........

Thanks all uncles, aunt and cousins.......... :)

Holiday getting real bored with no cash to burn........... Can someone just throw wads of it to me?
I need job or sugar mummies..........

"He's just... he's a guy. He can rebuild a jet engine but when it comes to a woman... What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx."

- Miranda Hobbes, "Sex And The City" -

Lmao.......... This quote cracks me........... Not so much of a show but the figure of speech funny as hell...........
posted at 2.5.05 _________________________________________________________________